Halloween (2007) – Kills Analysis

Time to move on to the Rob Zombie timeline. At least this will be short and sweet. Quick note, I’m going to start doing one of these a day until the franchise is over, then planning on the full launch. Feel free to leave comments for suggestions / critique. I’ve been having a blast doing these and look forward to doing other franchises. I’m also looking into adding more Retroviews although those take a lot more research (I’ve just been binge watching the series to do this one as well as looking at other kill counts online to cross reference. None seem to be doing what I’m doing with them so I’m hoping this is at least a somewhat unique take for everyone). I’ve got a few other ideas up my sleeve but it’s already been a ton of work and I’m flying solo at the moment. Alright, I believe we had some more kills to look at.

The Kills

  • Wesley Rhoades – Bludgeoned to death with a tree branch. Think this is a new one for the franchise.
  • Ronnie White – Throat slit
  • Steve – Bludgeoned with a baseball bat. We’re on a role. I think Mikey likes it.
  • Judith Myers – Stabbed to death.
  • Nurse Wynn – Stabbed to death with a fork.
  • 4 security guards – All seemed to get beaten to death. I almost don’t want to count one because I’m pretty sure the lethal hit was from an accidental shotgun blast from another guard, but Michael kinda puts the guard there. I’m just going to count all 4 as being killed with his bare hands. Keep it simple.
  • Nurse Gloria – Not sure where he got a knife from, or perhaps he used glass? But she has cuts all over here face and a slit throat.
  • 2 more security guards – I’m going to count these guys for a few reasons, I don’t see 4 bodies (including Bill Moseley himself), the faces don’t look the same from what you can see, plus that’s a lot of blood for the big fight scene we saw earlier. I’m assuming these are fresh bodies. Now if only I had a clue as to how they died…
  • Ismael Cruz – Drops a TV on his head. I try not to be too specific with these causes of death that way it’s easier to compare them to other killers, which is why I lump the fairly common way of killing by crushing someone’s head with your hands as being killed with their bare hands, but I’m not sure how to classify this that won’t bite me later. I say this, but I also have a category of “hammer claw to the head”. I guess I’ll have to go with crushed with heavy object. Just wait until I have to count the Leprechaun pogo sticking someone to death.
  • Big Joe Grizzly – Stabbed to death.
  • Bob – Stabbed to death. No, I’m not going to get started again. Moving along.
  • Linda – Strangled
  • Mason Strode – Stabbed to death I think? Could be slashed, but he died awful quick for that. They show his body again later, and his face definitely was, but I’d still think the cause of death was the stab wound he appears to have on his lung in that shot.
  • Cynthia Strode – Neck snapped.
  • Paul – Stabbed to death.
  • Officer Lowery – Stabbed to death.
  • Deputy Charles – Stabbed to death.

Conclusion

Michael Myers kills 21 people in Halloween (2007).

Method:Amount of kills:
Bludgeoned to death2
Stabbing8
Throat slit2
Killed with bare hands4
Crushed with heavy object1
Strangled1
Neck snapped1
Unknown cause of death2
Methods in which Michael Myers killed in Halloween (2007)
Timeline:Amount of kills:
Sequel Timeline57
H20 Timeline30
H40 Timeline5
Reboot Timeline21
Standing totals for Michael Myers within continuities

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